Thinks to remember

TO start with, I am now get comments from people every wear, and I want to say THANK YOU!!! I know the reason why I did this. Here are two of them,

Ashley 18; and Christopher 14. Coming from a military family, I know that a parent should not bury their kids.

So there are some of the reasons, not all; give me time and I will show you more.

While talking to a friend last night, she said about some of the does and dont's before during and after the hospital.

Rule 1: Make sure that the hospital staff have a since of humor; ADULT ESCORT to them may not mean the same to you! ( A word to the wise!).

Rule 2: Do not over pack; (i.e. no Ipod, books to read, and SCHOOL WORK) You may be Gun HO to get it done because of all the free time you (or think you have) it will not work out in your favor, (TRUST ME I KNOW!!!!!!)

Rule 3; WALK and WALK AGAIN, then WALK AGAIN!!!! The more you walk in the hospital, the better you will feel.

Rule 4; If you are on a CPAP machine take it with you. It will help you sleep. ( remember hospitals are the last place you need to be when you are sick!!!!)

Rule 5; Make sure your family has also a good sense of humor. There are going to be times where you are going to fart in public and they need to understand this, (it also helps if you are in line some were and you let one go the kids turn to the guy behind you look it them with a (WTH) look then they pull on your sleeve, look at you then back to them, like he was the one who did it.)

Rule 6: ASK FOR HELP: The first time I had to pee I could not hold the bottle, stand and balance all at the same time.

Rule 7; Make sure that you get your question across to the ward staff ( i.e. If you ask that are you test results are back make sure that the HEAR that QUESTION NOT. ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK??)

Rule 8; Make sure you are close to a bathroom with a extra pair of under wear(if you wear any, I do of course), because one time that fist poop comes it comes, you may think it is a fart but OHHHHHH NOOOOOOO it is not!!!!!! SHIT HAPPENS AND IT DOES!!! I now go to the bathroom if I need to fart just in case ( I know T.M.I. F. T.M. I...) again you will never know when shit happens!!!

As I think of more information for you I will net you know